Unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask your partner if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead before shoving it in their ass

jack and bob when unicorning at maccas

by JJ_Walsh November 8, 2025

maximus unicornus

A female name used for someone who hates unicorns but has a cool nickname.

Look, that's Maximus Unicornus. You know, the one who likes food and swears a lot?

by m.e.m.e.s December 2, 2016

Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

Puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream

1.Something that never existed.

2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie

"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023