by Unitonika April 18, 2020
by Ballz3D March 17, 2012
noun:
1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight
2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob
1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight
2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob
1. Dude #1: Hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.
Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo
2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with
Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo
2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with
by Halogenic June 10, 2017
steps to making a royal umbrella.
1. jizz in a bowl
2. add brown food coloring
3. add assorted vegetables
4. heat up in microwave
5. poor into an upside down umbrella
6. serve to homeless people
1. jizz in a bowl
2. add brown food coloring
3. add assorted vegetables
4. heat up in microwave
5. poor into an upside down umbrella
6. serve to homeless people
by I.M.Wise February 11, 2012
A phrase originating from "the cake is a lie". It is based on the Animal Crossing fanfiction Among the Umbrellas. The reason for it is because Mabel lures the characters Lucia and Shannon into her trap with an umbrella.
by The One of Soup April 23, 2012
The stainless steel rod they stick in your penis and open up to scrape the inside of your uretha when having an STD. It looks like an antenna going in and mini umbrella when it comes out. The doctor will first insert a large hollow needle down the end of your penis, he will the pass another instrument through the centre of the needle, this opens up when it reaches the end, like a metal umbrella, both are then pulled out with the end scraping the inside of the penis, this cleans and also takes a sample, the doctor will then check your rectum for for large anal boils, please note most people who have a STD will lose all there teeth within 3 years.
Damn dude that hooker Kelly gave me VD and the bitch @ the health department had to give me the steel umbrella!
by LMNFB April 07, 2011
When an umbrella is bent the wrong direction by a strong force.
To rape someone with an umbrella.
"The wind and rain was so strong today, I totally got Umbrella Raped."
"If those people sitting behind us in the movie theater don't shut up somebody gonna get Umbrella Raped real bad!"
"Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya." - Eminem
To rape someone with an umbrella.
"The wind and rain was so strong today, I totally got Umbrella Raped."
"If those people sitting behind us in the movie theater don't shut up somebody gonna get Umbrella Raped real bad!"
"Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya." - Eminem
by MuteParrott December 12, 2010