swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.

About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.

by QuacksO June 08, 2019

Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome

A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.

Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.

by NinjaSlayer_936 January 02, 2021

Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!

What the cantankerous Homer Bedloe gets stuck with doing every time he misses the Hooterville Cannonball and is therefore forced to take a manually-pumped hand-car along the tracks that run from Hooterville to Pixley.

The ultimate "puffed-up dandy-dude getting cut down to size for once" recurring gag-scene from "Petticoat Junction" is when Mr. Bedloe --- while embarked on yet another failed mission to scrap the Hooterville Cannonball --- is forced to perform his classic "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine with the handcar-lever as he solo-races a clunky hand-car from Hooterville to Pixley after he's either missed the train or is otherwise somehow prevented from "riding in style".

by QuacksO March 03, 2019

Up, C, Down, C, Left, C, Right, C, A+Start

The Debug mode code for Sonic the hedgehog on the genesis

Up, C, Down, C, Left, C, Right, C, A+Start

by Up C Down C Left C Right C April 06, 2021

In and out up and down

sex with extra steps

oh daddy i want you to fuck me in and out up and down so hard

by idklife_orsum June 15, 2021

Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name

how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

by StepJoe July 28, 2023

Shove up down combo

When you shove up boost someone mid air and then shove down boost them into the ground

Max got so mad at Trenton for smashing his girlfriend so he gave him a shove up down combo and he learned his lesson

by Fireguy47 September 14, 2018