i am pretending to type something

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

I am bored what should i type?

When someone is so bored that their brain pretty much melts and they don't know what to search so they just the computer what to search and they don't even realize that they have searched something.

an example of what I am bored what should i type? means is: The girl was so bored that her brain nearly melted and asked the computer what to search and then she realized she just searched something

by LivingDictionary101 August 21, 2018

...word any Type

When you're bored on Urban Dictionary and type the opposite of the thing it says in the search box.

Ronald says, "I was so bored I searched '...word any Type' on Urban Dictionary."

by TheMemeLel February 19, 2018

Word any type

Nice job smartass. You first looked up Type any word because you’re in work/school bored af and decided to type what was already in the searchbox. Now your tiny ass head thought huh huh I’m gonna type the same thing but flip the words around. I bet you thought nothing would come up too genius.

I already typed “type any word”, so now I’m gonna type “word any type”

by Boom stick August 7, 2019

Always Been The Type

Euphemism for "Typical" (as in "how typical"). A bash for predictable swagger that follows mainstream trends regardless of stereotyping.

"Yo Marcus... I got my Ed-Hardy shirt on!... Looking fresh with my taper fade and my skinny jeans..."

"Ryan, You've Always Been The Type..."

by MarcusG November 17, 2011

Wipe-and-Type

The practice of going through emails while on the shitter.

It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.

by Gipple December 24, 2012

wipe and type

Wipe and type is when you're typing on the laptop, then you wipe your hind quarters and continue typing. This is a very frowned upon practice, as it spreads bacteria and foul odors.

It's OK to bring the laptop in the bathroom and surf the web while you take a dump... Just don't do a wipe and type!

by dustin fields December 7, 2006