Twitter

Social media messaging service for the following.
-"The Sexy"
-Those who keep tabs on real people whom we call friends.
-Celebrities who make claim and believe to be real people.
-Certainly not weird social degenerates.

Usable through various forms of "current" stellar transmissions including:
SMS
IM
GPS
SSBJ
TPS
LMFAO

It is exceptional to the previous form of communication!

I follow all my friends with Twitter no matter what!

i.e.
Jean Claude - Gawsh... I sure cant believe no one has taken a stab at twitter yet!

Brucie Boye - "I KNOOW!!"

by jergonymous esquire VII March 16, 2009

Twitter

People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?!

Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON

by foxic_haste January 12, 2016

Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter.

I slipped out and hit her in the twitter!

I was wasted and had permission to enter her shitter and nailed her in the twitter.

by Cheetosfingers June 4, 2018

Twitter

something people are addicted to, because they have no life

Person 1: hey do you use Twitter
Person 2: no, because i got a life bitch

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

Twitter

The perineum i.e. the part of the body between the twat and the shitter.

My twitter keeps me busy for hours.

by Pixman November 29, 2017

Twitter

A social media site well-known for being home to people who attack people for their opinions.
Like Reddit, but much worse.

Eren: "I'm gonna post why homophobia is an opinion, and why you shouldn't be attacked for it, on Twitter."
Daniel: "WAIT NO YOU'LL GET CANCELLED!"

>2 Days later...
Eren: "My Twitter account just got suspended..."
Daniel: "Ah well, Twitter is Twitter."

by leuma1610 June 5, 2020

twitterant

A rant on twitter, usually stretching out over multiple tweets and often branching into pissing matches with people who reply.

Jake went on a twitterant after reading that racist asshole's website.

by mat_catastrophe January 8, 2013