Twitter

An act of sodomy in which two male partners jam their semi erect penis' into the others anus simultaneously.

"I hope I don't get a hard on tonight, Lemont and I are going to twitter."

by Merriam Websters Dictionary June 14, 2009

Twitter

The proof that some people are hopelessly dumb and self centered. Twitter is probably one of the leading causes of illiteracy in the US.

Friend #1: Did you read the tweet that I just posted
Friend #2: No, I don't need to know what you are doing all the time, I have an acutal life, so I don't use twitter

by fighter2650 December 4, 2011

Twitter

The act of smacking your penis on a woman's vaginal area... Pre, mid, or post coitally.

Dude I had to get my Twitter on, so I twittled that that chick after we did the deed!

by SuperDavey May 7, 2009

Twitter

To play with yourself/masturbate. More often used to describe female masturabtion

I twittered her pussy and she squirted all over

by PatGoat123456 November 16, 2009

Twitter

Twitter is a "social" media website that, although claiming to be pro free speech, is mostly filled with alt left and alt right trolls. Founded in 2004, Twitter became a breeding ground for the two party establishment, filled with far left trolls ready to cancel out other users and far right trolls bragging about how "superior" the white race is(really, it isn't).

Twitter is part of the big social media alliance, a group of anti libertarian, anti free speech,and anti free will social media websites.

DON'T USE TWITTER!

by Libertypedia May 22, 2023

Twitter

Trump's only toy/weapon that wasn't taken away by his parents, but by Twitter mods. This happened after the D.C. riot.

Yooo those Twitter mods banned Trump!

by fc2078 January 19, 2021

Twitter

Twitter is a social media network where users creat accounts to post things like buisness information, personal matters, and sports updates... Not drama.

I love twitter

by Trey vogt July 27, 2016