twinkie

1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willful ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.

The twinkie attempted to "prove" specious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.

by XaurreauX July 16, 2008

Twinkies

The fat rolls on the back of a white mans head. On a black person the same thing would be called HoHos

You're so fat it looks like you've got Twinkies hanging on the back of your head.

by JeLL0 April 11, 2012

twinky

A 10 year old trapped in a skinny 21 year old's body. He is very youthful, spontaneous and everybody loves having around, unless there is something seriously wrong with you.

Uh, that is so Twinky.

by vokio January 23, 2007

twinkie

a keyword for a whore/hoe

that girl is such a twinkie, that's her fifth fuck tonight!

by EmilyJane0000 October 13, 2006

twinkie

a 20 inch ,typicallly chrome, wheel

he had twinkies on that escalade

by smokedog June 25, 2006

twinkie

a used cream filled condom

That sick fucker just ate a twinkie.

by hostess November 30, 2004

twinkie

A prison bitch. Typically young and slight of build who cannot fend off larger, violent inmates. A man who trades homosexual favors for protection in prison.

I won't be in the yard today, my twinkie just got back from the infirmary and we have a lot of catching up to do.

by jimmy da prick March 14, 2015