dragon Turfing

The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.

Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?

by Dragon Turfing April 20, 2017

tusking

The act of ramming one's own ass with the tusk of a dead (or live) elephant. One may tusk oneself, be tusked by a partner, or tusk a partner.

Ponsonby and the other English aristocrats ended their trunking extravaganza at the onset of golden African dusk. Their dicks sore and swollen, they turned from the dead elephant remains and limped to their truck to get back to camp before the jackals arrived. His Grace the Duke of Devonshire, who had snapped off a massive tusk during the tusking frenzy, clubbed the base of Lord Melbury's skull and tusked the hell out of the unconscious man's pitiful asshole. The tusk was brutally shoved through the knickers and plunged deep, removed, and plunged again. This being an act of affection among the privileged, the others joined in. Sir Fredricks tusked the hell out of Baron Warwick, Fortesque received two tusks, Ponsonby tusked himself to tears, and so on. The majestic ivory of God's great beast was stained with shit containing caviar and quail eggs (no doubt) as the moon rose bringing twinkles to the eyes of watching hyenas, who mistook the wails of glee-infused pain as mating calls.

This occasion marks the birth of tusking. Some religions have considered including a good tusking in certain rites of passage, and those who work for Fox News are required to tusk and be tusked for a minimum of 30 minutes/day.
Both women and men can tusk and be tusked.

by Caligulananda September 1, 2010

Turning white

Getting waaaaay toooo hiiighhh

I totally was turning white at the Blue concert!

by Nanzdrew November 29, 2014

Crop Tucking

The act of eating human and or monkey fecal matter then vomiting it up onto an unsuspecting guest, then steal it back and start eating it a second time, poop it into a cup, freeze it with a stick in the center. After waiting several hours put the chunky vomit poo into a cooler, begin driving a moped, find an ice road trucker and share the delicious treat. After having a snack with your new friend begin to masturbate violently, when the trucker sees you do this he will imediately get an erection (due to the frozen fecal matter vomit) then you will have anal sex with your new homosexual partner.

i was going to go bowling, but i was in a crop tucking mood ;)

by M!KL &0GG3$$ December 14, 2010

Turning red

A movie we all thought was bad but it was actually pretty good (except for the cringy parts)

Person 1: Imma watch turning red. Do you wanna watch turning red with me?
Person 2: Sure, but I bet it's gonna be bad.

(After watching turning red)

Person 2: Not gonna lie, but that was pretty good! Except for the cringy parts.
Person 1: I know right!

by logicool May 26, 2022

face-turning

n. Muffling out an interlocutor by slowly - yet unexpectedly - turning away their cranium with the palm of your hand. Can be construed as either playful or patently insolent by the receiving end.

Randy: You're boring me.
::turns her face::
Dina: What just happened?
Randy: It's called face-turning, toots. Deal with it.

by brown eyed girl March 24, 2006

Turkin

A Newfoundland & Labrador term. The act of throwing "Big Turk" bars at people.

man, stop turkin me!

by steechee March 18, 2011