Amber turd it

When a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the individual/maid

You really amber turd it bro

by Justsarahash May 04, 2022

Amber Turd

Typical shit taking tokoloshe

Irbiham, it’s amber turd, get the stones

by Yesirrrrrrr April 22, 2022

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

by ChaseM5 June 21, 2015

rock turd

When you are trying to take a dump & it feels like a rock coming out of your arse.

"I am getting ready to take a dump & I hope it isn't one of those rock turds!"

by T.Wilson January 24, 2014

turd nub

Something that is usually small/chunky and made of shit. Can also be used to describe something or someone that is utterly stupid and pointless.

Hey Pippi, you're such a turd nub!!!
Dude, that party was a total turd nub.

by carlkr1 February 19, 2012

Amber Turd

When you mean to smugly fart and miscalculate grandly and accidentally shit yourself (or shit the bed).

I tried to fart but I miscalculated and I dropped an Amber Turd.

by jzaikzai June 08, 2022

Flying Turd

This is an aircraft, aka aircrap, that is a performance, maintenance and safety problem.

That old TB - 36 is a real flying turd, the only thing worst than trying to get it off the ground is trying to fly it!

by I, Wreckerrr November 30, 2020