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Amber turd it

When a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the individual/maid
by Justsarahash May 3, 2022
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Amber Turd

Irbiham, it’s amber turd, get the stones
by Yesirrrrrrr April 22, 2022
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glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd
Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd
by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015
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rock turd

When you are trying to take a dump & it feels like a rock coming out of your arse.
"I am getting ready to take a dump & I hope it isn't one of those rock turds!"
by T.Wilson January 24, 2014
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turd nub

Something that is usually small/chunky and made of shit. Can also be used to describe something or someone that is utterly stupid and pointless.
Hey Pippi, you're such a turd nub!!!
Dude, that party was a total turd nub.
by carlkr1 April 22, 2012
mugGet the turd nubmug.

Amber Turd

When you mean to smugly fart and miscalculate grandly and accidentally shit yourself (or shit the bed).
I tried to fart but I miscalculated and I dropped an Amber Turd.
by jzaikzai June 8, 2022
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Flying Turd

This is an aircraft, aka aircrap, that is a performance, maintenance and safety problem.
That old TB - 36 is a real flying turd, the only thing worst than trying to get it off the ground is trying to fly it!
by I, Wreckerrr November 30, 2020
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