toddler punch

This is a veriation on the baby punch.
While running through the mall you punch a toddler in the face whithout breaking your stride. This should startle the unsuspecting parent. Yes you can do a combo, two or more toddlers or babys will be needed for a combo.

'Man this burrito is good, after I finish this I'm going toddler punching'.

by Big-Bad-Gob September 3, 2006

tiddler

A thin, white line of methodron, ready to be snorted.

j- tiddler for the road?
s- hell yes, rack them up.

by rage against the tiddler. July 28, 2010

toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.

Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.

by read a book February 16, 2008

President Toddler

The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

"Despite the negative press covfefe"
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler's at it again!

by De Lumpdumper October 29, 2017

90s toddler

Anyone born between 1988 and 1997 (could also be 1989-1998, but most commonly it is 1988-1997).

If you're born in 1996, you are a 90s toddler.

by QQBoy2 June 6, 2013

tiddle

A childish way to say urinate used for young children espeacily in potty training

come on just do a little tiddle

by nasco May 6, 2008

turddler

one who poops on sea turtles: one who resembles someone who poops on sea turtles; one who is related to sea turtles in any unnatural way

Douglas Page is the ultimate turddler

by Peter Stipes February 3, 2005