ninja turtles 

The most fucked up cartoon in the world!

Think the writers smoked a ton of weed while creating it.
Sick crackheads!

How Ninja Turtles was made:

Writer1: Dude! lets make a cartoon about some ninjas!

Writer2: Omg yeah! I'm thinking animals man! like tigers or something!

Writer1: Nooo dude! turtles! mutated psycho turtles!

Writer2: That's sick! What should we name them? Shogun?

Writer1: Hell no. Lets name them after som freaking italian painting men!

Writer2: Oh kk. Do they live in Italy?

Writer1: NO! Italy is FAIL! They live in the sewer... with their mutated rat sensei! And they call eachother Dude all the time!

Writer2: Duuuude! hand me another spliff...

ninja turtles by Maxel J April 4, 2008

Catching Turtles 

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.

They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.

Catching Turtles by Troy September 25, 2004

pubical turtles 

When ones pubic hair is shaped weird

" she has such weird pubical turtles "

pubical turtles by pinecones123 February 28, 2018

I like turtles 

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.

Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...

I like turtles by Zzzzkkmnnn November 16, 2017

I like turtles 

I like turtles is a meme look it up fuck face

I like turtles or whatever

I like turtles by I am kskslapqoqlqq March 30, 2021

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles 

A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.

"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles by Sarah is super cool! July 23, 2006

ninja turtles 

The ninja turtles lived in the sewers, therefore they MUST smell like absolute SHIT. So when you pick up a stench that is so bad you can't think of anything worse it must be that the ninja turtles are at your house.

Ashton: "Keisha what the fuck is that smell?"

Keisha: "Fucking Ninja Turtles!"

Ashton: "RIGHT RIGHT"

ninja turtles by Ashton McCune April 25, 2006