accidental tourist

When a man and a women are in doggie style position, and the man attempts to penetrate rectally.

I loved him until he pulled the accidental tourist on me.

by Chicanery June 18, 2005

tourists

Annoying fucks who crowd the streets of Salem and make it difficult for me to do anything.They ask me for directions and ask if i can walk them to a bathroom.Once they asked a good friend of mine if they could park on her lawn.

Those tourists are crowding around the Harrisons Comic store.Lousy fucks.

by Pyromatic November 16, 2003

tourist treatment

When you are out town and fuck someone in the ass without any lube and then bust in their hair, you are said to be giving them the tourist treatment. The reason for this is you will be in your hometown soon and you won't have to deal with any of their shit.

"So I heard your son gave some girl the tourist treatment while he was in San Diego last week."
"That boy makes me prouder and prouder by the day."

by buks May 11, 2006

Tourist trap

A country other than your own which is purposefully advertised as an enticing place to live in, but in reality it's just a crime-infested dump. Once you're there you realize you spent 1000 $ on a plane ticket because of misleading ads, but it's already too late-your passport has been stolen, and you end up abducted and raped and, subsequently, in some cases, even murdered. In the happiest scenario, you will have to deal with the trauma of wasting so much money on tourism agencies and airplanes.

Angela : How is Natalie? Is she back from Spain yet?
Bob : She's gone missing for two months now..
Angela : That place is such a tourist trap.

by crazybutt March 21, 2013

The Tourist

A must-do for any well traveled individual who finds himself on a sandy beach while on vacation. The proccess can be explained in five easy steps.

Step 1: Find a bitch. No, not a female dog.

Step 2: Seduce said bitch.

Step 3: Choose your favorite position and proceed to fuck her.

Step 4: Do not pull out, blow your load inside of her.

Step 5: When she freaks out because she is not on birth control and you didn't wear a condom, throw sand in her face, and run away.

There you have it! The Tourist, in all of its glory, has you leaving fun and little illegitimate souvenirs for all to enjoy!

"You wont believe it, Betty. I was at the beach this morning, and to make a long story short, Im pregnant. I hate The Tourist"!

"Hey man. I went to Cancun for spring break and pulled The Tourist on some Mexican whore. To think my parents said they'd never be grand parents."

by Teh Fader March 20, 2008

touristic

something having to do with a tourist. like a camera. or like glasses. whatever.

You're looking a little bit touristic there with your camera, julia.

by G Zus April 14, 2007

Tourist

A guy who likes to hang out in the steam room, sauna, or showers of the Y or a health club - checking out the other guys, but not otherwise exercising.

Man, I finished my workout and went to the sauna, but it was packed with tourists - all eyes were on me, and some seemed to like what they saw - they were pitching tents.

by Tom-B May 16, 2019