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torked

Created by a Northern Virginian in the late 1970s by combining tired and horked to create a word that means exasperated, exhausted, frustrated, and annoyed. Word was created as part of a class project to create new or combination words in the same manner as those found in the Jabberwocky poem.

The phrase caught on and spread throughout several Northern VA schools in the late 70s and early 80s. Frequent relocation of people to and from the area is the probable cause of the continued spread of the phrase. The phrase, by the early 80s, had evolved to generally mean mad or angry - not necessarily exasperated and tired. Popular variation in the 80s was "totally torked".

Possible variation or parallel development is "I am torqued" which is based upon "torqued" which means something that that is twisted, possibly to the point of being under stress though over tightening.
"I'm totally torked. I had to listen to him drone on for over 10 minutes about something totally irrelevant."
by Amy Gish May 30, 2006
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Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.
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Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."
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Todd:Dude! Larry totally let his wife give him the devil's torpedo!
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German Torpedo

Swiming with a typical female...in the middle of marco polo she hears a sudden shriek, as you swim towards her asshole shaping the hand into a torpedo shoving your hand up her ass...do not forget to shriek.
bro, i german torpedoed her so bad last night, she blew up
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torpedo tongue

When you spread your girls(or boys) ass cheeks and plunge your tongue in her ass like a torpedo.
I asked my girl what she got me for my birthday, and she gave me a torpedo tongue.
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