Tori is a word describing the most incredible and beautiful girl you will ever see, end of story. She's absolutely gorgeous, and truly amazing. She is known for making people melt on the inside when they see her. She's cute, and resembles a puppy. Often, people who love her kill themselves because they aren't 18 like she is.
by malcolm miscellaneous May 4, 2008
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Tori is so short!
by beehehe September 8, 2011
Get the Tori mug.Teriyaki Taint Lick; An asain giving you a very erotic taint lick. It involves a lot of saliva and slobbering, far more than a standard taint lick. It is sometimes accompanied by the use of tariyaki sauce but isn't required. However, if the taint licker is not asain then it is a must in order to be classified as a Teriyaki Taint Lick.
Guy #1: Man last night Wu was all over my taint.
Guy #2: You mean he was giving you a Teriyaki Taint Lick?
Guy #1: Whats that?
Guy #2: Its when an asain licks all over your taint like it was General Tso's Chicken.
Guy #2: You mean he was giving you a Teriyaki Taint Lick?
Guy #1: Whats that?
Guy #2: Its when an asain licks all over your taint like it was General Tso's Chicken.
by lil_richo October 6, 2009
Get the Teriyaki Taint Lick mug.Dynamic singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her cultlike following, mostly uninterpretable lyics, controversial subject matter, and flaming red hair. Born Myra Ellen Amos to Edison and Mary Amos of Maryland in 1963 (with dark brown hair; she dyes it), she began playing piano at age 2, began classical training at Peabody conservatory at age 5, began playing in piano bars at age 13, and moved to LA at 21. While there she survived a ual assault which inspired her to co-form the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN) and write the haunting, a capella Me and a Gun. She is now married to her sound engineer, Mark Hawley, and they live in Cornwall with daughter Natashya. Her albums to date (and first singles in parentheses) are 1988's Y Kant Tori Read (featuring Cool On Your Island), 1992's Little Earthquakes (featuring Silent All These Years), 1994's Under the Pink (God), 1996's Boys for Pele (Caught a Lite Sneeze), 1998's From the Choirgirl Hotel (Spark), 1999's To Venus and Back (Bliss), 2001's Strange Little Girls (an album of covers, featuring the title track), 2003's Scarlet's Walk (featuring A Sorta Fairytale), and 2005's The Beekeeper (Sleeps with Butterflies). She is often compared to singer-songwriter Kate Bush, more for lack of similarity to anyone else than any actual similarity to each other. Interestingly and slightly ironically, her best-selling album, Boys for Pele, was preceeded by a power struggle between herself and her record label, in which they threatened to and followed through with promoting her as little as legally possible.
by somebody March 6, 2005
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A phrase usable in the UK to blame anything on the Conservative Party, who are commonly referred to as Tories. The phrase can be used regardless if the tories were at fault or not. Similar to Thanks Obama in the US.
*Electricity bill too high - "fuckin' tories"
*Failed an exam - "fuckin' tories"
*natural disaster strikes another country - "fuckin' tories"
*asteroid collides with Earth, leading to the extinction of humanity - "fuckin' tories"
*Failed an exam - "fuckin' tories"
*natural disaster strikes another country - "fuckin' tories"
*asteroid collides with Earth, leading to the extinction of humanity - "fuckin' tories"
by theSmartPenguin23 January 18, 2019
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by xXxfallenxXx August 1, 2009
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