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toilet chili

When I entered the stall, I was greeted with a messy bowl of toilet chili that Jimmy had left behind.
by Ls3 March 28, 2008
mugGet the toilet chilimug.

Toilet Ring

The deposition of shit, piss, vomit, blood, and other nasty fluids that go into a toilet that sits at the water level.

The most difficult fucking thing to clean ever.
I nearly vomited when i went to my friend's house and saw the toilet ring in his bathroom.
by Pablo Gonzalez Gomez Lopez September 15, 2013
mugGet the Toilet Ringmug.

Toilet Plume

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.
That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
mugGet the Toilet Plumemug.

toilet axe

The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.
by the lumber jacker baby March 20, 2006
mugGet the toilet axemug.

Toilet Shitter

What you call someone in the Toilet Bound Hanako-kun or Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun fandom
"I'm completely addicted to tbhk, I'm a true toilet shitter"

"Have you read the manga?"

"Uh... no?"

"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."
by yuzxixu June 3, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Shittermug.

Toilet Duck

When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).
"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."
by mariomixedup February 20, 2017
mugGet the Toilet Duckmug.

Riding the toilet

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.
Tim has been riding the toilet all morning
by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016
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