toilet chili

toilet full of diarrhea

When I entered the stall, I was greeted with a messy bowl of toilet chili that Jimmy had left behind.

by Ls3 March 28, 2008

Toilet Ring

The deposition of shit, piss, vomit, blood, and other nasty fluids that go into a toilet that sits at the water level.

The most difficult fucking thing to clean ever.

I nearly vomited when i went to my friend's house and saw the toilet ring in his bathroom.

by Pablo Gonzalez Gomez Lopez September 15, 2013

Riding the toilet

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.

Tim has been riding the toilet all morning

by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016

destroy the toilet

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.

Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."

by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020

Toilet Duck

When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).

"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."

by mariomixedup February 20, 2017

Toilet Shitter

What you call someone in the Toilet Bound Hanako-kun or Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun fandom

"I'm completely addicted to tbhk, I'm a true toilet shitter"

"Have you read the manga?"

"Uh... no?"

"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."

by yuzxixu June 3, 2020

toilet axe

another name for a toilet plunger

The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.

by the lumber jacker baby March 20, 2006