toilet chili

toilet full of diarrhea

When I entered the stall, I was greeted with a messy bowl of toilet chili that Jimmy had left behind.

by Ls3 March 28, 2008

destroy the toilet

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.

Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."

by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020

Toilet Duck

When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).

"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."

by mariomixedup February 20, 2017

Toilet sniff

The suspiciously loud sniff sound you make when someone is walking towards the toilet to signify you are in the toilet so they don't knock at the door.

Was that you toilet sniffing before?

by 0h0k July 16, 2021

Riding the toilet

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.

Tim has been riding the toilet all morning

by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016

toilet axe

another name for a toilet plunger

The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.

by the lumber jacker baby March 20, 2006

Toilet Plume

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.

That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017