toadmaster

A big fat White man who says the N-word an excessive amount and still lives with his mother. He will spend his days masturbating and playing Xbox most likely battle royales and will be a sad fat man forever.

My mate is a real Toadmaster he's a real virgin

by sphinx909 March 22, 2023

taint toaster

A car seat with a warming feature.

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!

by Voxpopeye February 26, 2018

Human Toaster-Strudel

The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.

"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?

by Ready? AnnddHEBABABABkillme July 3, 2018

Go commit toaster bath

What you say to someone when you want them to commit suicide by putting a plugged in toaster in their bath while they're in it.

EpicsPotato123:Go commit toaster bath or I'll unfriend you and block you
Jupiter _Kittys: Ha no u
EpicsPotato123:fuc-

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

The Toaster

This is the act of pulling out right before the money shot, springing up like a piece of hot toast, and blowing your love butter all over a tiny sexy bitches toast, covering her like a dirty lil cinnamon roll!

"I took Tiny home after the BLS Concert Saturday Night and fucked her so hard that she made me spring up like a piece of Hot Toast leaving The Toaster and cover her in my love butter!"

by Spidey Webb December 15, 2011

toaster

Meatbag slur for a humanoid robot.

Chad : Fuck that toaster!
HK-47 * shoots chad *

by HK47 November 17, 2016

DJ Toaster

The term used for screwing up a chat room

He is going to DJ Toaster this server up

by Zachandtwo September 24, 2016