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Toddler knocker

When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.
Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!
by Toddler knocker 69 July 13, 2018
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odd toddlers

To celebrate individuality and being true to oneself, even if it means being outside of societal norms.
You can tell the people that wrote this are odd toddlers.
by wesomesaucer July 5, 2024
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Toddler

All the iPad babies who think they’re sigma males
Person 1: I’m such a sigma male
Person 2: bro is def a toddler watching to much YouTube shorts
by Pretty_bored July 13, 2024
mugGet the Toddlermug.

toddler fashion

When somebody's fit is put together so poorly it resembles something an infant would wear if they dressed themselves.
Heels stuck in the bottom of their pants, dragging. Belt buckle off to the side and not centered. Misaligned buttons on a button down. Shirts on backwards and/or inside out. This is all toddler fashion.
by Shingouki March 22, 2024
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Two Ton Toddler’s

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”
by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024
mugGet the Two Ton Toddler’smug.

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