Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

toasted head

giving head a fire crotch

sucking ginger dick is like giving toasted head

by Bill loves you 4ev. August 25, 2008

toasted

being pissed off, angery,mad.

man i was toasted after the eagles lost in the playoffs

by cootercack January 12, 2010

Toasted

A less severe version of roasted. If someone's diss is good but not exceptional.

Dude, Hillary Clinton totally toasted Bernie Sanders in the debate tonight.

by Constitutional Scholar March 13, 2016

Toasted

Posting it with the homies
Chillin till the end of time without anything getting in the way

Rachel: Ay lets kick it tonight
Maya: Come over so we can chill like we toasted last night
Rachel: Fersure i'll bring a blunt

by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.

"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010

get toasted

A common phrase used after making a strong comeback against someone. In other words you just got burned.

Well my score is better than yours, get toasted!

by Insomniatic78 May 1, 2015