lifed yoda

when ur dick is hard and ur probably horny

sup u faka come like utu bang bang in my lifed yoda

by iHaTeyouwithaPaSsIoN__ October 20, 2020

yoda with waves

Yoda with waves is a very spiritual creature that whenever you tell him your problems, he will listen and try to solve them. for example: if you say to Yoda with waves that you want to die he will enlighten you and help you with all your problems and or disasters

I really don't know what to do anymore bro, i think i need to speak to Yoda with waves

by supreme leader kim jong un February 04, 2021

yoda(WC)

Unlike the actual Yoda from star wars who is wise and all knowing, this fucking weeb spams pictures of anime and mostly just drawings of anime school girls trying to kill themselves in the Discord general chat.
Bathes in gamer guy/girl bath water.
Obvious Trap

Initiate Conqueror from World Conquest

Yoda(WC): *Posts anime*
Be_lGrade: GO FUCK GET RAPED
zgred1235: SAYUZ NERYASHIMY
Be_lGrade: !
zgred1235: savyoske muchiny respublik radzetski
Be_lGrade: @yoda omg
zgred1235: hvala lyenina shila narhodovw
Artiljerjia: drunk is haram :/

yoda: A Silent Voice
Your Name
I want to eat your pancreas

by WC Man Winston November 04, 2019

Moaning yoda

When you make a girl orgasm you throw green paint on there face while you give them a facial

I was up all night having sex with a girl and I gave her a moaning yoda and it was hrd to clean up

by Wanglerz August 03, 2017

Yoda ytp

Video found on 4chan showing a dismembered yoda naked on the ground doing very disturbing things such as, pooping, vomiting, and playing roblox and fortnite. Stay away from yoda ytp.

Hey wanna warch Yoda YTP?

by Yoda YTP January 12, 2021

Angry Yoda

Whilst having anal sex with a female hop on her back and tell her "strong with the force young skywalker is". Then as she complains tell her, "that is why you fail". Then, remove your weiner and commense hitting her in the head with it until you cum in her hair.
"Did you hear what padame or panda bear or whatever the fuck her name is did with darth vader?"

"NO?!"

I gave her an angry Yoda last night.

by Slinky1264 December 12, 2008

Divorce Yoda

Friend or acquaintance that is divorced, with little or no connection to your ex, who provides support and guidance to a during the process of a divorce. They listen, give feedback and perspective, are a shoulder to cry on, and remind you that it gets better. May also be a good wing person or make out buddy, as long as they prioritize your tender heart over theirs.

My Divorce Yoda talked me down after my ex changed their mind, again, about wanting to keep or sell the house. They helped me see my frustration was more about my freedom than the decision.

by Jenny Cool September 08, 2022