Cum tissue

What is used to wipe up ones spunk after a cheeky wank

I ran out of cum tissues last night, my pants were wet as f*ck!

by Suckme cocriyt nowpls December 5, 2016

One Tissue Issue

Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up

My nut today to a picture of Timmy’s mom was a one tissue issue.

by From the L to the A February 12, 2018

Skill tissue

A variant of the term "skill issue" commonly used in the roblox game Juke's Towers of Hell.

"bro I just fell from 10 ToTS"
"skill tissue"

by s1nblitz February 5, 2022

The Used Tissue

When you nut in your own mouth then proceed to sneeze in your partners genital area, the semen will be shot into the orifice, thus turning your partner into a used tissue.

Friend 1: Awe dude I totally turned my girl into the used tissue
Friend 2: Isnt that kinda gay tho?
Friend 1: Nah because I said no homo before.
Friend 2: What is it though?
Friend 1: It is da wae to enlightenment

by yunghugger January 18, 2018

Same Issue, Different Tissue

The same old shit occurring from the same old shitty people!

That slut bag WHORE banged my skinny, faggot boss. Same issue, Different Tissue!

by Jeffrey Olivo October 1, 2015

No Tissue

The highest level of disrespect you can show a person.

Person 1: Damn, Manny Pacquaio really shitted on Ricky Hatton when they fought.

Person 2: Man, he shitted on Ricky Hatton with No Tissue!!! Didn't you see how Hatton fell into the turnbuckle? hahaha

by i-moc March 18, 2010

Taiwanese Tissue

When a girl sneezes you immediately ejaculate on her face.

She had bad allergies so I gave her a Taiwanese Tissue.

by rpgslayer73 May 21, 2014