Timer

A bag of pot bought for $10. Around the amount used to roll a single blunt.

"Dude I bought a fat timer from her last night!"

by Yo Melissa Ho October 27, 2005

Timeless Treasures

01/01/01 01:01:01AM PM
January 1st, 2001

02/02/02 02:02:02AM PM
February 2nd, 2002

03/03/03 03:03:03AM PM
March 3rd, 2003

04/04/04 04:04:04AM PM
April 4th, 2004

05/05/05 05:05:05AM PM
May 5th, 2005

06/06/06 06:06:06AM PM
June 6th, 2006...also 666 "Hell"

07/07/07 07:07:07AM PM
July 7th, 2007

08/08/08 08:08:08AM PM
August 8th, 2008

09/09/09 09:09:09AM PM
September 9th, 2009

10/10/10 10:10:10AM PM
October 10th, 2010

11/11/11 11:11:11AM PM
November 11th, 2011

12/12/12 12:12:12AM PM
December 12th, 2012

Timeless Treasures

Timeless Treasures

by blthrskt April 28, 2009

timreading

fashion guru. most recognised for first conceiving the look inwhich a person wearing a suit it removed of a tie and with (optional) thier shirt untucked.

the gentleman was sporting the timreading look

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

Timbread

Very redneck

Cousin fucker

That boy is a timbread

by Lololol125 May 8, 2017

TimelessLook

An online marketplace for girls to buy and sell things in Puerto Rico. It's also referred to the best thing since Amazon.

"Hey, I just started using TimelessLook and made a $1000 in a month"

by Juanitayatusa' October 1, 2017

Timeserver

A person who is always saying "YES" or "That's Amazing" to the boss or upper management; thinking that this will get them the undeserved promotion they think they are entitled to.

A person who changes their opinion only to "fit in" and really doesn't have that opinion.

Taken from the British definition of "Timeserver."

Ben is such a timeserver; always agreeing with the managers opinion of whatever new policy the management rolls out.

God, Stefan is so annoying always nodding his head and saying "Great idea" no matter what comes out of the managers mouth....He is such a timeserver.

by Koshell May 21, 2018

Timeless Joke

Timeless joke: a self referential joke that AV came up with.

Its comedic value fluctuates with time.

AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...

by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018