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Bi-situational

An individual who claims to be bisexual but only is for attention, or for their partner to have a 3some. Will only go as far as kiss the same sex. A branch off of bi-curious.
Alyssa isn't bi, she's bi-situational so her boyfriend can have a 3some.
by Thisgingerhasasoul May 11, 2021
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sticky situation

When you are jacking off and you cum in your hand and then get a phone call.
I had a sticky situation the other day when my mom called from vietnam.
by mials January 20, 2011
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no-win situation

a situation in which there is no hope of success
Thanks to the flood caused by Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans ended up in a no-win situation.
by Light Joker April 9, 2006
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Chicken Situation

When you go to say "Chicken Sandwich", and accidentily replace sandwich with another word, in this case situation.
Customer: I would like a Chicken Situation, Please.

Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?

Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.

Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.
by CSituation June 1, 2010
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situation crack

its an adjective to describe how a situation has gone out of control.
"Aye Jack, we better get out o ere lad."
"Aye situation crack it is lad. A proper one. Told you not to mess with them Catholics."
by BBBBLK September 3, 2009
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Vietnam Situation

A Vietnam Situation is akin to the Vietnam War in which the U.S. walked in expecting an easy victory and wound up spending years and lives in a costly war.

In slang a Vietnam situation is any sort of job or agreement one walks into and expects to be simple to complete but one finds out it will be quite time consuming and/or expensive.

Lately this slang has been synonymous with an Iraq Situation
Man, my grandmother wanted me to go under the house and see what was rattling around under there. I said 'Sure' I mean it was just a rattle. Turns out There's like fifty hornets nests down there and her sewage line has busted. We got a plumber out here and fourteen cans of pesticide. The whole thing is a Vietnam Situation.
by LeElohm June 9, 2008
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Dead Situation

a situation dats not true, or will neva happin
boy: a shawty i herd u fucked o boy round da block
girl: nigga dats a dead situation he stright kickin da whale wit dat 1.
by poohbaby2505 August 23, 2009
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