You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!
winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!
winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
by iburneddown21orphaneges December 29, 2022
by Your_local_genderbender October 21, 2022
Putting multiple condoms into a basket, while one condom has a small hole. Then when the time comes to use a condom a person mixes the condoms up and draws from the basket. Whom ever receives the condom with the hole wins THE LOTTERY.
Ryan played the lottery a couple weeks ago, turns out he won. He’s afraid the child support will be more than he can afford.
by Dat Bald head August 7, 2022
The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.
John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”
by MookTheCook June 18, 2018
by poppymemedude February 13, 2017
Hym "Can you imagine? You go to claim your lottery winnings and the guy says this. What kind of dishonest swindler thinks like this? I'll tell you who..."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2023
by LordofGrange March 31, 2023