Fix the Dishes

Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.

“What’d you do last night Christine?”

“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”

by TinaBitch July 6, 2020

fixed-gear

The best kind of bike to commute in the winter.

That fixed gear has awesome control on the slippery stuff.

by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005

Fix It Ticket

A Fix It Ticket is a citation written that can be corrected, you can correct your violation and take proof to court and the judge will dismiss the citation and you may have to pay a small dismissal fee. (Usually $25.00+)

John Doe was pulled over, the officer asked him for his proof of insurance. John Doe couldn't provide proof, the officer wrote a Fix It Ticket, John Doe got insurance and took proof to court, the judge dismissed his ticket, and he payed a small fee for the dismissal.

by DD-ud August 25, 2016

Ken-Fix

To Ken Fix something is to fix it with a soldering iron. Despite what it is, it must be badly fixed with a soldering iron, even if the item cannot be fixed with a soldering iron.

Example of Ken-Fix;

Laura:"My band just split up in your Recording studios Ken"
Ken:"Hang on, let me get my soldering iron"

by NotSaleemElbaloula April 20, 2008

Quick fix

Getting a bj in quick matter in like a car or other uneasy location

Did you hear Sarah gave John a quick fix after the dance

by Dakzig November 12, 2017

Fixed Gear

Hipsters love fixed gear bikes. They are useless if you don't spend 70% of your income at urban outfitters.

Hey, look at that hipster on his fixed gear bike. Look, he has a flip flop hub for when he doesn't feel like being a tool anymore.

by Notahipster4000 October 9, 2009

Mr Fix It

Well known for shining shoes, and cutting keys a.k.a Sean Simpson or Gimpson.

Mr Fix It is who you need to do the job! He'll even shine your shoes for £3.85 with staff discount! :)

by Boogshaw June 11, 2009