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Emu

That guy is such an emu 🤗
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Emu

A woman, usually of feminist variety, whose personality, tone and aggressive temperament lays waste to her would-be normal life.

Characterized by seething rage, combined with an utter misery matched only by their hatred for happy women and cis-men.

This engulfs their entire life and value system.

The destructive, repulsive nature of narcissism usually manifests itself in an outward need for attention. This can be any type as it is always under the guise of a virtuous cause du-jour.

After every Avenue of aggression, selfish-ness and victimhood are attempted, the “female” finally resorts to her last option: BAIT

Suddenly a profile picture is updated.

With Darwin shitting his pants, the disgusting, attention-seeking haircut appears. Pixie, short bangs, all-one-length, chops, lops, tousled, Skrillex and many more, all designed to provoke inquiry as to the statement being presented.

It’s at this moment the Emu speaks its first words: a red, angry, reaction face on social media.

With an open mouth, glaring eyes and heavy mascara an animal appears: a bird.

An emu is a type of bird of the most useless variety known to researchers today. They scream, they’re violent, they’re ugly and they serve no known valuable purpose, as of this writing.

Some crossover can happen, so sometimes Karen’s can be referred to as Emu’s, depending on their attitude and appearance.
Derek Chauvin: did you see that Emu earlier in the court room?

Attorney: The one that kept trying to sit in front of the camera?

Derek Chauvin: yep, short 1/2” purple bangs , scowl, open-mouth. Almost like an angry dragon but less useful
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Emuing

Being too smart
"omg that person got straight As"
"ikr, they must be emuing"
by LordSky June 12, 2022
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there are two types of emus in the world
emu the animal.
emu otori
emus are very smart and nostoglic, they came around in 1696 but emu otori came out on 30 september 2020 but her birthday is 9 september
person A : i love emus
Person B : what emu?
Person A :emu otori
Person B : slay
by tsukasa tenma. September 20, 2022
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the emu won the war against the australians
by hellandickentomaduckentallingo December 22, 2021
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A term often used on the social media app iFunny as an alternative to the word ‘pedophile’.
“She gave a child emu 13 months on a 10 year minimum.” - IFunny user
by Booz McGroove March 25, 2022
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a ostrich-like bird that runs fast but can't fly
by the random. February 1, 2022
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