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Emu

A woman, usually of feminist variety, whose personality, tone and aggressive temperament lays waste to her would-be normal life.

Characterized by seething rage, combined with an utter misery matched only by their hatred for happy women and cis-men.

This engulfs their entire life and value system.

The destructive, repulsive nature of narcissism usually manifests itself in an outward need for attention. This can be any type as it is always under the guise of a virtuous cause du-jour.

After every Avenue of aggression, selfish-ness and victimhood are attempted, the “female” finally resorts to her last option: BAIT

Suddenly a profile picture is updated.

With Darwin shitting his pants, the disgusting, attention-seeking haircut appears. Pixie, short bangs, all-one-length, chops, lops, tousled, Skrillex and many more, all designed to provoke inquiry as to the statement being presented.

It’s at this moment the Emu speaks its first words: a red, angry, reaction face on social media.

With an open mouth, glaring eyes and heavy mascara an animal appears: a bird.

An emu is a type of bird of the most useless variety known to researchers today. They scream, they’re violent, they’re ugly and they serve no known valuable purpose, as of this writing.

Some crossover can happen, so sometimes Karen’s can be referred to as Emu’s, depending on their attitude and appearance.
Derek Chauvin: did you see that Emu earlier in the court room?

Attorney: The one that kept trying to sit in front of the camera?

Derek Chauvin: yep, short 1/2” purple bangs , scowl, open-mouth. Almost like an angry dragon but less useful
by The Covid-19 Coronavirus April 23, 2021
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emu chick

by Ritacca March 2, 2023
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Emu

Is the singular word for emo, to describe a emotional person who dresses and listens to depressing music, watch depressing movies and talks about depression topics.
I’m in love with a emu boy/girl
by Exthxr August 14, 2023
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EMU

Acronym for: electric multiple unit is a train consisting of self-propelled carriages or coaches using electricity as the motive power. An EMU requires no separate locomotive, as electric traction motors are incorporated within one or a number of the carriages. An EMU is usually formed of two or more semi-permanently coupled carriages, but electrically powered single-unit railcars are also generally classed as EMUs. Also there is the DMU (Diesel Multiple Unit) it’s sort of like an EMU but powered by a diesel engine. EMUs are more popular in many commuter and railroad companies than DMU because they have a faster acceleration and they are pollution-free
Examples of Emus:

Kawasaki M9
Jersey Arrow
Septa sliverliner
Budd Metroliner
Pennsylvania railroad MP54
Stadler KISS
Lirr/MNRR Bombardier M7
Subway trains (eg R160, R179🍋, R142A)
by EMD F59PHI August 14, 2024
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Emu

pests, they like to eat our crops >:(
The emus invaded the territory, eating all of the crops. If only the Aussies had access to better gates. I am disappointed about my nation.
by TOP21yes April 17, 2023
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Emu Slap

Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!
by Defrag08 January 2, 2012
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Emu Explorer

Someone who sits around his computer all day keeping a dictionary by his side at all times, so when he can find his prey, he can use it to attack them using huge words he just learned. He often looks on Dictionary.com at the start of the day for a new big word to use.
Richie: "Stop talking to me, you are such a simpleton and you are not worth my time, you cretin, your wasting my completely precious time."

Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."
by the mysterious eggman July 10, 2010
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