submarine races

Secret code for making out/having sex, because you can't watch a submarine race; it's underwater. "Submarine" can also be used to mean cock, dick or penis.

1. Can be used in casual conversation while talking to your boyfriend or girlfriend's extremely boring parents. 2. Can be used pretty much anywhere.

1. "Oh, I'm so glad to hear that your cat's surgery went well, Mrs. Smith. Johnny, babe, want to go watch the submarine races?"
2. "Hey girl. Want to come watch the submarine races with me?"

by popcornprincess December 24, 2010

Submarine Hit

When you take a huge hit off a pipe, joint or whatever you're smoking weed with and immidiately, while the smoke is still in your lungs, start drinking a lot of ice cold water. Keep drinking til the cups gone. Helps you keep in monster hits you usually would just choke on, cough up, look like a dumbass in front of your buds and piss off the dude who's weed you're wasting. But mostly Great for ghosting your hit and getting totally fucked up.

Dude, I took a mad hit out of a 2 foot bong and submarine hit it. I ghosted the whole thing and got so blown.

by Fuzzman June 28, 2007

Turkish Submarine

The act of going into a hot tub with a partner, disrobing, and using one or both hands to forcefully remove a solid turd from the anus of your partner.

"Did you go out with Jenny last night?"

"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."

by MaxwellAdam December 03, 2013

Northeast Submarines

A company that should exist that doesn't, the opposite of Southwest Airlines

Today I rode a submarine with Northeast Submarines

by Billiam Beaver June 23, 2018

The Billionaire and the Submarine

A sex game where a woman sits on a man's face and slowly crushes him to death while he loses oxygen

"hey baby, wanna play the billionaire and the submarine?"
"Sure baby, take a deep breath"

by A_A_Ron85 June 26, 2023

Submarine Hunter

Someone who is looking for a deep-sea excavations in soggy, unknown pastures. Bit of a player

My mate was having a scarring submarine hunter excavation last night and didn't return the same way

by Submarine Hunter April 13, 2019

Submarine parent

Parent who lurks beneath the surface but emerges unexpectedly just at the right time.

Mike's mom won't leave him alone, she's a real helicopter parent. Unlike his dad, who gives him space unless stuff goes wrong."

"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark

by TTZman August 26, 2015