stache trash

When you have such a thick beard/stache that you are able to stuff at least three empty chip bags in there.

Oh my god that guys stache trash is SWEET!

by Big guy 44 November 30, 2016

sneak-stache

A whispy thing of a moustache, common on teenaged boys. Often considered highly unattractive.

GO STARE AT TEENAGED BOYS PUBERTY-PRONE FACES. The sneak-stache will be evident.

by PorcelainBitch June 29, 2009

V-Stache

When a female grows her pubes and grooms them in the shape of a male mustache. Therefore giving her a vaginal mustache, hence V-Stache.

"My V-Stache itches."

"EW, get your cum out of my V-Stache!"

"My girlfriend has a V-Stache, it intimidates me..."

"My boyfriend likes to wear my V-Stache heheheh!"

by Suzybean March 2, 2012

critical stache

the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.

Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.

by handsoftorgo November 3, 2008

stache lash

A whisker from a mustache.

I got a stache lash in my mouth when we kissed so I broke up with him.

by theplace October 28, 2022

Puss stache

When you scratchy your pussy with a finger, and then place the same finger under someone's nose, to resemble a moustache.

My girlfriend surprised me when she put her finger under my nose and gave me a puss stache.

by Little Miss Coathanger June 27, 2015

Hidden Stache

When you shave your pubes to look like a mustache, it then becomes your hidden stache.

My hidden stache is a little itchy today.

by BitchCakesMcGee December 20, 2017