spartan hero

Fuck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bloody dick and slap it into her face. The blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a hell of a battle. Pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.

Markus wife refused to make him some goddamn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.

by CerealKiller69 October 29, 2010

Big V The Fantastic Spartan

Big Vic The Spartan was a fantastic Spartan who fought alongside Jesus Montiel Christ aka Jesus Christ against the Athenian Army who was led by Big Vic's brother, Big Vic the Athen. Big Vic the Athen had allies such as Nicholas Gurr and Pedro The Persian who is later revealed to be Pedro Basim. Big Vic is friends with Captain A. Beard and is the long lost brother of Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto.

You're such a Big V The Fantastic Spartan, you can wipe out an entire army

by Captain Angel Beard January 4, 2022

Spartan Horseshoes

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.

We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.

by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013

lady spartans

Hempstead, New York's one and only Sacred Heart Academy's mascot.

Are you going to see the lady spartans play soccer at their new campus, the Four Sisters Field?

by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014

Spartan Manuever

When one healthcare professional forces another healthcare professional to submit to their desires by laying on of hands to erected areas

Dr Gilbert preformed the spartan manuever on Dr Ham and it resolved her discomfort

by Fatandhappy June 10, 2015

spartan high

a school where there are so many groups and cliques you can't even count. but they all come together for football. football is life. Drunk students sections at all the games. Great school. Kinda.

Man that game against Spartan High sucked because we lost. That feaster dude is a beast

by hljofoz March 12, 2016

X Teh Spartan

A yellow variable that does Sparta remixes.

X Teh Spartan is pretty cool even tho he makes streams almost every weekend.

by X Teh Spartan November 17, 2018