coxian rant

1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.

2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.

Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.

Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.

by AddyGrinl August 25, 2024

Molly Rant

A rant of epic proportions, often about tech news.

She really went off about the iPhone, that was a real molly rant!

by A Buzz Out Loud Listener October 26, 2007

self-rant

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself

Bro I couldn't sleep last night because I was mad at myself so I started to self-rant

by fuckinghatemylife January 16, 2024

Brant rant

When he says, "you are mean" and then says you hurt his feelings and turns around and stomps off like a little girl throwing a fit!

Listen to that nonstop bitching. Sounds like he's throwing another Brant rant!

by Piggy's July 24, 2024

Rantness

When one gets carried away or out of control

“The catnip has made the cat rantness”

by Bananahannah8 May 27, 2022

Cole rant

So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat

I hate fat bitch Cole rant

by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021

Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013