Pooter Bitch

A ho who is prone to queef during intercourse. Usually used as an insult to other men about their ho.

Yo Jeremy you got a Pooter Bitch don't you nigga

Fuck off Tom

by Keypatch April 28, 2020

pooter slap

a striking slap to the pooter with the hand or a blunt object.

i pooter slapped that bitch for taking my parking spot.

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

Pooter Dooter

A very horrible smelling fart. When performed in a car, pooter dooters will often cause automobile accidents when the driver and/or passengers pass out due to the horrible stench.

Lisa: Mom guess what?
Mom: What sweetie?
Lisa: I just layed a big 'ol pooter dooter!
Mom: *passes out and causes a 30 car pileup*

by The Dooker June 11, 2016

pooter cheese

The white, chunky discharge that sprays from a woman's vagina whenever she is excited or laugh's too hard.

Your mom busted up laughing and could hardly contained the pooter cheese as it sprayed out of her cooter.

by lunchemz June 7, 2005

pooter introoder

Can be used as a noun or an adjective. A term describing the accidental insertion of a male's penis into a female's bunghole during doggy style sexual intercourse.

(Noun)
Boy: "Roll over baby so I can give you summa dat doggy style action."
Girl: "Sounds great."
Girl: "OUCH OUCH **** WRONG HOLE, EXIT ONLY!"
Boy: "Sorry, I didn't mean to give you a pooter introoder."


(Adj)
Shanita's boyfriend can never figure out where her pussy is so he tends to perform pooter intruder sex on her quite frequently.

by Casey Corder June 25, 2004

Janky Pooter

An old, or messy pussy.

Dude, I bet that whore over there has one Janky Pooter!

by ;w; September 12, 2010

Pooter Scooter

A wheel chair that you can sit in move around, but you can also hover over the toliet and go to the restroom.

Grandma needs to use a "Pooter Scooter now.

by GiGi Bug December 9, 2008