1• A person who once sailed in ships on a quest to pillage and plunder other ships and/or countries for food and wealth.
2• A modern career that consists of hijacking yachts and firing AK-47s and RPGs around Somali waters.
3• A lifestyle that, despite the risk of death and contacting scurvy and other ailments, is popuarly endorsed by Disney and small children.
4• The holy missionaries of the Pastafarian faith.
5•The jackass that's going to copy and paste this definition without my permission.
2• A modern career that consists of hijacking yachts and firing AK-47s and RPGs around Somali waters.
3• A lifestyle that, despite the risk of death and contacting scurvy and other ailments, is popuarly endorsed by Disney and small children.
4• The holy missionaries of the Pastafarian faith.
5•The jackass that's going to copy and paste this definition without my permission.
1• Blackbeard was a very famous pirate that enjoyed a wonderful live on the waters while sinking ships.
2• Modern pirates, not needing traditional pirate gear, prove that they can be equally badass as their ancestors as long as they have some military-grade weapons, but not as badass as the US Navy.
3• Disney's "Peter Pan" demonstrates that piratery can be fun despite every logical thought that would suggest otherwise.
4• The holy Pirate, Pete, dedicated his whole life to feeding the poor, building schools, and lowering the cost of cable. RAmen.
5• Don't you fucking do it. I know what you're thinking, you smitefull prick.
2• Modern pirates, not needing traditional pirate gear, prove that they can be equally badass as their ancestors as long as they have some military-grade weapons, but not as badass as the US Navy.
3• Disney's "Peter Pan" demonstrates that piratery can be fun despite every logical thought that would suggest otherwise.
4• The holy Pirate, Pete, dedicated his whole life to feeding the poor, building schools, and lowering the cost of cable. RAmen.
5• Don't you fucking do it. I know what you're thinking, you smitefull prick.
by pag0 April 12, 2015
Get the Piratemug. Guy 1: I want this game, but I have no money. Time to download it off of some shady website and become a pirate.
by Person1582962 January 3, 2021
Get the piratemug. A sexual position in which a male spits on a womans back before he ejaculates, and while her head is turned around, thinking he is finished, he elaculates in her eyes, causing her to say "AAARRRRGGGGHHHH" with one eye closed, like a pirate
by poqwer October 1, 2007
Get the piratemug. by blah blah blah blah blah blah6 March 16, 2010
Get the Piratemug. To express disbelief in your friend for not knowing something that is blatantly obvious. Another word for 'duh'.
by Rachael S. Mamane June 21, 2006
Get the piratemug. A brown girl who has long sideburns and wheres gold hoop earings. Usually found in packs and they all have their own nicknames.
Sawa: Check out the sideburns on that girl!
Awwie: And the earrings!
Sawa: Haha do yo know what she reminds me of?
Awwie: A pirate?!?!
Awwie: And the earrings!
Sawa: Haha do yo know what she reminds me of?
Awwie: A pirate?!?!
by holachica4 May 17, 2006
Get the Piratemug. Ultimate Badasses!!!!
Pirates are so freaking sweet, I myself am a pirate as is the entire ward melville fencing team, and we are quite frankly really freakin sweet....
Pirates are so freaking sweet, I myself am a pirate as is the entire ward melville fencing team, and we are quite frankly really freakin sweet....
by Bente Says July 24, 2008
Get the piratemug.