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Obed

Obed
Obed
by Obed omega November 23, 2021
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ob$lete

A genious who has designed god level pcb since the age of 13.
ob$lete on that God shit
by Iredify October 7, 2021
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Obed Is Cool

'Obed' stands for 'Oh no! Our table, It's broken' and 'Is' is an english word 'Is' NAH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

THEREFORE, 'IT MEANS OH NO! OUR TABLE, IT'S BROKEN.'
FOR EXAMPLE:- 'OBED IS COOL BUT A KID CRIES.' AND 'THIS KID IS CRYING BECAUSE OBED IS COOL.'
by OKAY KID January 22, 2024
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Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.
I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.
by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014
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Ob

Yo, Nigga we in da OB squad. We got dem boyz ballin'.
by obx21234569 October 29, 2014
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OBS

Orbital Buttplug System- A system like the FOBS or fractional orbital bombardment system. The OBS is a buttplug delivery system that uses a low Earth orbit towards its target destination. Just before reaching the target, it deorbits through a retrograde engine burn, and storms a buttplug down onto a place like lightning, leaving a crater behind.
A group of terrorists gathered, however their plans were put to a dramatic end as the OBS sent a buttplug down so fast they most likely never even saw or heard it. Levels of radiation were reported in the aftermath, comparable to a large scale queef.
by MasterGooner February 19, 2024
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Ob

Yo i heard andres A Ob
by 34kiing August 31, 2020
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