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Middle School

Staff that likes to suspend you for the most stupid and harmless shit ever (things like dancing, walking too fast, etc.

Teachers that won't stop shoving 10 pounds of homework down your throat.

The actual students. We have 9 types: The prep, jock, nerd, geek, social outcasts, post-pubescent, cool guys, teacher's pets, and bullies.
Prep: Spends money on middle school, get the best grades, etc. All around not too bad.
Jocks: The guys who don't know sh*t other than football.
Nerds: The snitches, to put it simply. Always get 100's in everything, and really like snitching on other people for no apparent reason.
Geeks: Personally, this is my favorite type. These are the guys that get fairly good grades, have really cool hobbies, and aren't social outcasts (nerds, we're looking at you). Fun to hang with.
Social Outcasts: The people who either don't approach anyone themselves, or no one approaches them, for varying reasons. Most likely found in the media center reading to their heart's content.
Post-pubescents: People who have no business being in middle school with how mature they are.
Teacher's Pets: Think of the nerd, only 100 times worse, and minus the good grades.
"Cool" guys: The people everyone hangs out with. Usually self-centered neurotics.
Bullies: No explanation necessary, only be prepared for things infinite times worse than in elementary. Also, 75% of them are black girls picking on scrawny whites for no apparent reason. To be assholes, I guess.
Person 1: I want to blow up my middle school.
Adult 1: I feel you. Middle school was bad for me, too.
Person 1: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? IT WAS LIKE BURNING IN MOLTEN LAVA.
Adult 1: 0__0
by A Potato-loving Cactus September 8, 2016
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Middle School

a pointless waist of time that causes depression due to your grades going to shit and people being dicks.
Mom-" yells at me for grades"
Me- " damn, i see why dad left, it just middle school, fuck off"
by JusTheFax. December 1, 2020
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Middle School

Fifth graders are excited for it until they get to seventh. Homework is piled and so is the stress. And for think this is preparing you for high school. You decide to become one with it until it shreds you with rumors and hurt. And that is the start of depression as well.
"Ok get out of the car so you're not late second year of middle school!" :D
"Why do I have to go to this prison!" ;(
"Honey how do you expect to go to college? We all know that-" Car door slams shut. :3
by i ring of truths December 27, 2014
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middle school

The act of piggy backing off of anothers joke with less than funny results.
Tom:Where were you 5 years ago Gary?
Randy: He was in High School
cue laughter
Paul:NO! Middle school!!!
Silence; Crickets; Tumbleweed
Paul:MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by parkay September 24, 2004
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Middle School

a place between elementary school and high school meant for learning but really full of drama and immaturity.
"Omg are you going to the school dance tonight?"
"Omg duh!What is Middle School for?"
by Featherules September 8, 2013
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Middle School

person 1- today was like MIDDLE SCHOOL MAN

person 2- im so sry
by hateit August 3, 2010
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Middle School

were cafeteria food is terrible, were your long time friends turn eather gay,backstabers, or duces. were the bathrooms are never cleaned and always smell like something died in there. were girls that were ugly and fat turn super hot, but wont go out without because of when you and your friends teased them and rejected them in elementry school. were teachers are communists an hate kids and act like total ass holes to every student.
middle school is also known as the pits of hell
by baka kuso yaro May 1, 2011
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