ride it then hide it

to have sex with a boy/girl then staying away from them after

Girl 1: I just had sex with Ryan
Girl 2: Ride it then hide it baby girl

by Geecks May 5, 2016

hide the salam

Sex, Salam, for penis. Hide the penis.

Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'

by LABADMAN January 10, 2014

Cow hides

This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat

These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.

by Titus rutto October 16, 2019

hide the thing

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.

where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

hide the ugly

To engage in sexual congress.

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.

by beigebloke November 27, 2012

hide and chief

The game you play when you and your buddies have the whip and need to find that spot to chief at.

Tim: We've been driving too long! Lets go to the park, I need that THC boost in my veins or else I'll go through withdrawls.
George: Shut the fuck up Tim, we're playing hide and chief. . . Also, the park is hot, you piece of shit.
Lamar: Yeah, Tim, you gook ass faggot. You fucking mcchicken. Fuck you Tim, I'm gonna bang your mom just so you have to call me daddy.
Tim: . . .

by Noah Mohapatra July 31, 2016

hide-a-way

a penis that is 1-2 inches limp but can grow as it is erected, opposite than a danielitis penis

John's hide-a-way surprised his girl friend when it grew six fold from being limp.

by John Anthony Moore March 9, 2008