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Stone Hammer

A lesbian who possesses very strong, man like tendencies. Such as cutting their own hair very short, stands like a man, and may even date/use a man simply to learn first hand how to look more like a man. Warning signs are the gingham patterned flannel shirts, with or without sleeves, trucker hats, or trigglypuff hair poof in addition to buzz cut side hair. Similar examples would be; butch dyke, bull dyke, G.I. Joe Jane, SJW with macho man flair, manly smirks.
May have even dressed as Harry Potter as a child even when it wasn't Halloween. Look for these warning signs.
"Bet you can't pick out Matt's girlfriend just by looking at the marketing photo of last years staff cookout."

Reply: "Yes, I can, its the stone hammer standing next to all the guys in the middle. Dead giveaway is no heels, no dress, no makeup, cop buzzed hair cut and rolled up sleeves." That's a typical stone hammer bro.
by Todd Bod March 27, 2017
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Numb Hammer

When you have been sitting so long that blood has temporarily stopped flowing to your penis and it gets numb.
HOLY SCHNIIIKIES! I can't feel my hammer!

Dude, it's OK, you've just got Numb Hammer...

Oh OK... :)
by minuccp March 27, 2009
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Hammered and Sickled

The act of getting hammered off of a Russian alcohol, typically vodka.

The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.
Ivan- What's Borris been drinking?
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!
by How do you spell CORN? June 5, 2011
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hammered dogshit

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
by Global Feetus April 1, 2007
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Donkey Hammer

Donkey Hammer is a nickname for a guy who has a large penis.
Wow you really have a donkey hammer
by Donky Hammer February 13, 2015
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Droppin' Hammers

To throw down; to drop knowledge/bombs/etc; to lay down the god damn sauce; to reveal information; or to make rapid advancements upon previously unknown prey.
Emmett: Yo, bro, I was fuckin' droppin' hammers last night!!
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!

Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.
by Mackles200 July 20, 2012
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Jelly Hammer

When you dick is only semi erect, but you bang the shit out of a chick with it anyway.
I was shitfaced, but I banged the shit out of her with my jelly hammer.
by M Fartz October 19, 2010
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