Groupchat graveyard

The mound of forgotten, forlorn groupchats piling up at the bottom of your messages list.

Tombstones in the groupchat graveyard often read “Ibiza 2016 🔥”, “Victoria’a bdayyyy”, or, more tragically, “4ever Squad” and “Ride-or-dies”.

According to legend, some of the groupchats in the graveyard may be haunted by the people who acquired your friends’ old phone numbers.

1: “What was the name of that guy I hooked up with at Sara’s brother’s wedding?”
2: “Check the groupchat graveyard hun.”

by daltonjfk October 30, 2019

Throwing a graveyard

To react negatively to something cringe-worthy, often denoted by numerous skull emojis.

Bro 1: “Bro did you see that cringe Insta post?”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I saw it last night and I was throwing a graveyard.”

Last night: “Dude wtf 💀💀💀💀💀”

by FatherWreck August 5, 2022

Graveyard Stew

Leftover cornbread, warm milk, and sugar to taste. A dish eaten after a long ass night shift.

Jerry worked a double and was so thrashed he could only muster some graveyard stew for dinner.

by LadyDi10 May 28, 2025

Graveyard Baby

Person conceived in wicked graveyard play. Naturally of darker tastes.

Did you see that creepy chick over there?
Yeah, that’s Lilly! She’s such a graveyard baby.

by Graveyard Baby February 27, 2020

Graveyard Legs

To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.

Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.

by Grimsteezy November 4, 2022

frozen graveyard

when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.

i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!

by foxx red February 24, 2015

Civil war graveyard teeth

When the teeth in a persons mouth resemble the tombstones of a civil war graveyard.

You see that chick, she’s got civil war graveyard teeth. Should invest in some braces.

by Spaghetti Don February 17, 2024