gonzo

slower people, typically coming from a hispanic family, a shy quiet type scared to get involved and talk to others

band member: ur not good at this

gonzo: oh *starts crying*

by gonzlazlo November 25, 2021

GONZO

Its when you tuck your dick between ur vut cheeks and have your girlfriend suck it from behind. Like gonzos nose from the muppets.

Hey baby what say ya give me a gonzo!

by RHETT LATHAM January 25, 2020

Gonzo

A Stuntman that's some goofy-ass anteater-alien creature. He also has sex with a Chicken named Camila

Gonzo: And now, I'm gonna walk on hot coals while reciting Act 3 of Romeo and Juliet while explaining what the hell I am!

by MDawg1491 June 30, 2023

Gonzo

Where a person places their testicles over another’s eyes while sleeping or taking a nap, and rests their flacid penis on top of said person’s nose facing the mouth to resemble the Muppet character Gonzo; big eyes and long nose hooking towards the mouth region; similar to the “tea bagging” prank.

When John fell asleep, Richard pulled a Gonzo on him, and the photo he took of John was saved on his cell phone Lock Screen wallpaper as a practical joke.

by Ighitowman83 December 07, 2024

gonzo

Nick Name For People That Are Usually Athletic . And sometimes cute:)

Gonzo is so strong and cute!!

by Arianna Allen August 18, 2018

Gonzo

Pronounced Guh-on-zo
Or Gon-zo

The biggest nonce to ever nonce.

Actually rather disgusting... May be lurking in your local SC or TX,

Dick: DAMN! This guy is such a nonce!
Richard: You know..... You got a point. Reminds me a bit of Gonzo.
Dick: That guy sure did have a point.

by Gonzo Destroyer July 13, 2022

Gonzos

adjective

1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!

So, yeah, bout last night. I was seriously gonzos aight? I promise I just couldn't control my body anymore! If only it stopped with just puking in it...but, shitting in it?! All over the dash?! Mah bad, bruh.

by DuhGlitch May 09, 2022