Sam Garcia

Defined by Hollywood's elite by Cheese. See US Weekly's November 2003 issue for a quote by Julia Roberts backing this example.

No thanks, I'm SAM GARCIA intolerant...so I can't eat dairy

by big fat amy December 25, 2010

Javier Garcia

The main character in the walking dead: a new frontier, a bad game, Javier is a bland character

Javier Garcia was kinda lame tbh

by ITS GOT PIG NOISES?! July 13, 2018

Edgar Garcia

A boi into failed dry humor and loves unnecessary edginess and unfunny offensive shock humor. Likes memes and has a jew kraut nose, pale skin, receding hairline, and breathing problems. Uses discord a concerning amount and probably eats cereal full of dead baby skulls and earlobes for breakfast. Is eternally a virgin and plays pubg mobile.

Edgar Garcia is so god damn gay, man!

by Bampler Shumplerdinkler November 13, 2018

Cherry Garcia

When a girl is straddling a guy's face before he eats her out, but instead she shits on his face. Then, as he sits up to yell at her, she punches him in the nose. The mixture of blood and fecal matter resembles the Ben & Jerry's ice cream Cherry Garcia

Delicious.

Ian: "Sam why are you covered in shit and blood?"
Sam: "Kendra gave me a Cherry Garcia."

by Janet O'Malley July 2, 2007

lisa garcia

Can't put a definition on limited edition

Lisa Garcia is not a dime a dozen

by MommasG January 14, 2017

joe garcia

Joe Garcia’s are usually very playful mean and abusive towards their daughter. They are mostly bald headed and they have a mind of a child. They like to play games such as bingo , dominos , and even twister. They also love beer.

My dads name is joe garcia and he’s drunk.

by imstatingfacts February 24, 2019

Gayle Garcia

A Filipino...and gets bored easily, because she doesn’t like her school. •_• She freaks out over primary, INFACT she says pwimawy and no primary.

Is that Gayle Garcia because she said “THEY WERE FROM MY PWIMAWY”

by filipinowhomightbeinyourschool October 9, 2019