Fiddler on the Roof

A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.

Brian, Greg an I did a Fiddler on the Roof with our girlfriends last night.

by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018

Fiddler’s Fandango

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.

The government is a right fiddler’s fandango atm…

by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024

Fiddler Chick

A lesbian with mad finger skills.

Woah! I totally got fiddler chicked! Damn!

by Fiddlerchik8me August 09, 2021

Dog Fiddler

Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.

“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”

by BigTrev October 03, 2022

Fiddler’s Tickle

Which someone’s head in your lap you slowly gain an erection that works it’s way into their ear

As he tried to rest his weary eyes in his friend’s lap he was jolted awake by a fiddler’s tickle.

by Alogen Jonaziger July 24, 2023

Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%

Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

by Osama bin Fuckin April 09, 2018

diddly fiddler

(noun), a term used as an alternative word for sex, or someone who has a lot of sex

"wow! Kaden probably fiddles so many diddlies!"
"Dude, your such a diddly fiddler!"

by quakeden January 14, 2017