Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022

Dorito back

A Dorito back is a back consisting of huge fucking lats and wide shoulders, making the owners back look like a Dorito. Those with smaller waists may achieve this easier than those with larger ones, however even a person with a chunky waist can have a Dorito back, if the shoulders and lats have good enough proportion.

Did you see the Mr. Olympia?
Fuck yeah dude, Cbum only won cuz of his Dorito back.

by BigGuy2077 April 28, 2023

dorito sex

Sex that is dry and dissatisfying, or cheesy and boring like sex in a romantic comedy

Girl 1.. how was last night?
Girl 2.. two words, Dorito sex!!

by Loopylarvz December 10, 2022

dorito-muncher

A Cowadoody-playing, Dew-sipping console gamer, or any member of the G00nswarm and related. Usually observed with excessive trash talk.

These damn dorito-munchers are intentionally swapping sides during this raid, just to be on the winning team.

by GetBent99 January 13, 2014

Soggy Dorito

When you throw a handful of powdered cheese at 3 people in a devil's triangle because you didn't get invited.

Dave, Kevin and Sherry decided to have a devil's triangle after I passed out, so I gave them a soggy dorito.

by JCruiza September 5, 2020

King Dorito

A Dorito with an extraordinary amount of flavored powdery stuff on it.

I sometimes throw 95% of a bag of Doritos in search of the King Doritos. They're the only ones I like; they should make them all with that much of the good shit on 'em.

That fiery habanero King Dorito gave me the worst ring sting.

by Wemedge August 13, 2010

Dorito Fuck

Simply shoveling as much Doritos (any flavor) into your girl of choices vagina, or Anus. Whiping out your pipe and insert into vagina or anus. Whilst continuesly thrusting your hips back and fourth.

Doritos Fuck

Person 1: What did you and that girl do last night.
Person 2: I dorito fucked her all night.
Person 1: Nice man.
Person 2: Yeah we used the whole family size bag.

by DoritoFuckKing August 1, 2018