by Bronzeman420 September 26, 2015
Get the Champion Juice mug.a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
by arrgitsasnake March 12, 2016
Get the champion cunt mug.Nutriotional Masochism
Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
by O' Baba June 6, 2017
Get the Breakfast Of Champions mug.Sweatier than an Arab going through customs, fut champions is probably the pinnacle of EAIDS since the creation of FIFA ultimate team. It is also know of its 40 matches of torture and repetitive gameplay. It can be fun SOMETIMES, but that "SOMETIMES" is probably worth less than 5% of your whole process.
To recap, if you've got a whole weekend with nothing to do, play it. Otherwise, just do not bother. Also, ignore those who show off their "Gold 1 finish"in front of you.
To recap, if you've got a whole weekend with nothing to do, play it. Otherwise, just do not bother. Also, ignore those who show off their "Gold 1 finish"in front of you.
"Hey Matt, wanna play some fut champions and chill?"
"Uhh...I'm pretty sure that fut champions is the EXACT OPPOSITE of 'chill'"
"Uhh...I'm pretty sure that fut champions is the EXACT OPPOSITE of 'chill'"
by GeorgeDumPling March 6, 2017
Get the fut champions mug.Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument
Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me
Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?
Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions
Man 1: HAH, yessir
Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me
Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?
Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions
Man 1: HAH, yessir
by JewishGld April 3, 2020
Get the champagne of champions mug.Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
by IronFozzie October 12, 2011
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