Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.

Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

Ur bro a hoe

Derogatory phrase used to completely shut down a roasting battle. Stemming from the classic ur mom gay and other similar phrases.

Ryan: Ur mom gay
Kevin: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur bro a hoe

by crustmeister May 11, 2018

Bro hoe

A dude your boyfriend likes to hang out with more than you. They play video games together for hours a day and have more inside jokes than you will ever know or understand. Basically a guy that is dating your boyfriend.

Friend: Where's your boyfriend?
You: Hanging out with his bro hoe playing Tarkov.

by quieromuchotacobell August 28, 2020

Ur bro a hoe

Worse than all the other phrases. Ruined families and even countries.

Dan: ur mom gay
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Sarah: ur grandma tranny
Nicole: ur sister a mister
John: ur bro a hoe

Everyone starts arguing as the world slowly collapses.

by ur bro a hoe May 11, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur brother a mother, ur family tree lgbt, ur dog asexual, ur uncle bisexual, and pretty much everything in-between.

Jimmy- Ur mom gay
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)

by ThatAussieCunt May 14, 2018

Bro Hoe

A female with multiple sexual partners, and usually refers to Men and Women as "BRO".

"That bitch a Bro Hoe"

"That THOT A Bro Hoe"

"I got a Bro Hoe on deck"

"All these Bro Hoes on my line bro"

by Urban Drip October 25, 2020

Ur bro a hoe

Worst than Ur Mom Gay,Ur dad Lesbian,Ur Bro a Mother,Ur sister a mister,Ur Granny Tanny and Your Grandpa a TRAP...

Matt: "Louis,UR MOM GAY!."

Louis:"NANIIIIII"

Louis:"Omae wa mou shindeiru!"

Louis:"UR BRO A HOE!"

Matt:*got nuked by North Korea...*

U.S.A:*WWIII starts*

by Xx_L0uIs2_xX May 22, 2018