The act of taking an absolute war cannon of a shit with so much back pressure that chunks of feces fuse to the back of the porcelain, creating what is known as bowl bark
by Buttered Sausage September 12, 2023
Get the Bowl Barkmug. A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.
The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.
by Pooch Pounder December 3, 2013
Get the Barking Schneidermug. " hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"
Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"
Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".
by Citychick213 December 15, 2016
Get the Barking spidermug. I thought my neighbors were goin to call the cops and submit a noise complaint from all the gargle-bark goin on in my room last night
by Jnunn May 20, 2021
Get the Gargle-barkmug. This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.
by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018
Get the Human barkingmug. So.. this is not a phrase of american origin as suggested in the other definitions. It comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "dog meat" -> "feet" and means my feet hurt.
after that marathon, my dogs are barking.
by medthepirate May 25, 2018
Get the Dogs are barkingmug. Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!
by doglover3140 February 21, 2011
Get the Barking offmug.