alaskan anaconda

Taking an extremely long shit in your toilet, not wiping, and leaving it for your guests to walk in on.

"I had to go to the hospital to get worms and scabs removed from my asshole from the amount of Alaskan Anacondas I have been leaving lately lol"

by Peter Burke July 11, 2015

Alaskan Hailstorm

When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears

Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"

John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"

by Fwcamz March 1, 2022

Alaskan Taco

The Alaskan Taco is rubbing ice/snow on a woman's vaginal parts (all over) while eating a fish taco /taco shell with chili (no judgement of taco choice just those are the best)

While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow

1.I gave my girl an Alaskan Taco last night and she is still cold.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.

by YoImBlack1591 December 21, 2017

Alaskan CumNugget

After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.

Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?

Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.

Bro 1: Nice bro.

by My gf dick February 3, 2022

alaskan sauerkraut

During sexual intercorse you slip a sour warhead into her pussy.

"Yo fam I just alaskan sauerkrauted her"

by Guccidurag April 28, 2016

Alaskan nigga

when a nigga shits in a cup and then freezes it and trys to sell it as a black dildo for people at a garage sale

Hey id like to by this

yes thatll be 5$

ok thanks for the alaskan nigga!

by knhdfiah;iafygipau; May 13, 2019

The Royal Alaskan

A sexual act where the girl is tied up and receives hardcore anal till her ass bleeds and after she sucks his cock so when he finishes in her mouth there is a red ring around it.

To my surprise I came home to a horny girlfriend asking me to give her The Royal Alaskan tonight.

by ATM-BOYS June 8, 2015