by maxi-pad. April 7, 2016

Slurpy- a name given to an individual of intense humor or brotherly bonds. Usual used by two or more people.
Other versions:
Slurpster
Slurpy 2.0
Tyrone the Keeper
Other versions:
Slurpster
Slurpy 2.0
Tyrone the Keeper
by Tis Your Male Pal Or Buddy April 12, 2017

The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.
The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.
The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.
by Prickles The Fucker October 23, 2022

Bro I accidentally slurpis myself
by Chicken_Nuggeta October 16, 2019

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake
also known as protein shake
by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

by Avaline Ford July 25, 2016

“Yeah man she had to go cause her parents were about to find out she wasn’t home but she gave me the slurpy mcslurp”
by Yaboibigdic March 21, 2018
