dead badger

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

vag badger

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

by CellBlock March 12, 2005

badger's arse

A person with unfortunate looks.

A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.

"She has a face like a Badger's Arse!"

"Man, I feel rough as a Badger's Arse"

by JParry May 31, 2007

dirty badger

Putting it in the back door, then putting it in the front door, without doing anything in between.

Ross gave James' mum a dirty badger last night.

by stephisgreat December 28, 2010

Badger Mode

Badger mode is a noun describing the state in which someone goes absolutely crazy, filled with adrenaline. Usually caused by an onset of determination and/or motivation. Similar to the anger filled animals called badgers.

Jason went absolutely Badger Mode and slaughtered all of the slugs!

by Telpu May 18, 2023

sketchy badger

A bitch who thinks he is sneaky as fuck but everyone knows about his doings.

Jose is the biggest sketchy badger!

by REICHSTEIG January 12, 2018

Sideways Badger

Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.

That made no sense, you sideways Badger.

Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.

Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.

by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017