thanks tips

A sarcastic reply to someone's pointless, obvious statement. Can be said with varying degrees of snark or nastiness, depending on situation

Origin uncertain. May come from the 'helpful tips' supplied by computer programs and similar.

Lucy walks in out of the rain, soaked to the skin.
Dennis: Wow, you're soaking wet!
Lucy: Thanks tips! I hadn't noticed even though my hair is dripping all over your floor!

by StalkerTime January 28, 2009

Thanos

a giant grape that likes to snap

thanos: I hate you *snap* ha ur ded lol

by Anvils May 28, 2019

Dirty Thanos

Having sex with an Ant-man shapped butt-plug shoved up your ass while one partner mysteriously turns to fucking dust halfway through.

Becky: I had to shower for an hour straight last night because I got so much sand in my vagina.
Karen: Dirty Thanos?
Becky: Dirty Thanos.

by Din0digger March 22, 2019

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

self-explanatory.

I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

by OmegaRook November 11, 2011

Thanks a lot, Jerkass!

A scarstic term said to an irate customer.

As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"

by Rick James! December 27, 2008

Thanks for the gold kind stranger

What basic fucking 12 y/os on reddit say when their mom decides that their minion meme hilarious.

UwU Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!

by A PINEMAN June 25, 2019

Thanksgiving Fast

When you don't eat all day in anticipation of your Thanksgiving Feast.

Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.

by GoldmanC November 28, 2010