Thanos

A purple Boi wit a shiny rock collection

Thanos has killed the same amount of things as meme review has in a snap

by GrapieBoi October 9, 2019

Thanos

A purple boi out to kill half the universe. Likes saying quotes for people to meme.

Thanos: "Reality is often dissapointing."

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

Thanos

That eggplant I wanna kill because he killed half the hecking universe in The MCU

Thanos Sucks.

Yes I dont like him

by Bork Barnse November 23, 2018

Thanos

Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"

Person: Man, Thanos is such crackhead!
Me: No, you are just an uncultured swine!! >:3

by PickleNick98 May 6, 2020

Thanos

Played the main antagonist in Marvel Infinity War and Marvel End Game and did a damn fine job at it. He was by far the best character to appear in those movies. He could also give zero fucks what those grown adults in costumes aka “The Avengers” thought about him. All though his methods can be questionable they are backed by scientific evidence as after the Black Plague the quality of life did increase in areas such as wages, living space and cleanliness. Thanos also had some of the best lines in movie history as his brutal honesty, god complex and wit led to great dialogue in scenes.

Thanos: “Today I have lost more than you can imagine”

“I am inevitable”

And the best is when he started to lose a battle So he just dropped a planet on the avengers he is a god amongst kids.

by Big.Len747 January 31, 2020

Thanos

Barney's brother from outer space who has a cool glove and two movies

Thor: this Thanos we're talking about, is he tough
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice

by The grill master May 6, 2019

Thanos

When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl

Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”

Thanos

by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020